Beg Your Pardon

From USA Today:

Before heading to his new home base in Florida for the Thanksgiving weekend, President Donald Trump engaged Tuesday in the quasi-political tradition of turkey pardoning – and cracked jokes about efforts to impeach him.

The turkeys Bread and Butter were raised “to remain calm under any condition, which will be very important because they have already received subpoenas to appear in Adam Schiff’s basement,” Trump said.

“It seems the Democrats are accusing me of being too soft on turkeys,” Trump added.

For good measure, Trump joked that Bread and Butter will provide unique testimony because “unlike previous witnesses, you and I have actually met. It’s very unusual.”

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